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[ro] “Stiri”[romanik/life/crap]
7Intr-o tara de rahat, cu oameni de rahat, cu politicieni de rahat, cu infrastructura de rahat, cu salarii si vieti de rahat nu avem cum sa avem de cat stiri de…ei bine, rahat. Evident. Logic.
Pentru ca m-a suparat vremea si m-am trezit cu fata la cearceaf,m-am hotarat sa ma bine-dispun si sa citesc stiri. De pe site-urile romanesti. Numai ca online nu prea sunt surse de incredere. Adica de incredere ar fi;insa banuiesc ca pe online sunt trimisi toti pustanii/incepatorii/amaratii care vor o cariera in presa scrisa pentru ca altfel nu-mi inchipui cum de stirile sunt atat de proaste. Si scrise gresit. Greseli oripilante pentru orice om care stie CEVA gramatica. Cum spuneam si aici. De atunci,nu mai citesc stirile de pe site-ul Irealitatea insa ca sa ma distrez putin,m-am gandit ca n-ar fi rau sa vad ce-au in top.
Si am gasit o stire despre o tanti care s-a aruncat de pe bloc pentru ca nu i-a zis nimeni La Multi Ani! De ziua ei! Saraca! Stirea numarul 1! 3.000 de vizionari, 29 de comentarii si 6 voturi!!! Niste idioti care au votat stirea! De ce? Este o stire “buna”? De interes vital pentru romani? Cat despre comentarii…
Majoritatea spun ca era dereglata. Unii dintre cei care scriu comentariile arata aceleasi simptome…
[en] Not a nerd but not cool,either [geek stuff]
21295 days
Well,it’s better than I thought: I’m not a geek! So,I’m not a nerd, but they say I’m not cool either, which leaves me somewhere in between. Being a geek site, they think it’s cool to be a nerd
That’s what I thought: being nerd means being smart. So only 30% for me
I wish the “normal” people around me could see this test!;-))-You hear, I’m pretty normal?! 
I’m taking the updated test version right now!
Here’s the result!
And this was possible as this one is more accurate and well structurated. Erhmmm,I think I did this one once before, possibly this year. I wonder if the result is diff’rent.
[en] How ridiculous can you get? [life]
21301 days
Here, I found this site where people express their personality thru clothes, like most of us. But like THIS?! Come on! Is she working somewhere? She’s not buying the clothes, she says. I agree!:-D Later edit: there is a Romanian version (compare the findings). Both links came from…her!
[ro] Limbajul de lemn sau nouvorba! [life]
11307 days
S-au dus vremurile cand Ion Iliescu era acuzat ca foloseste limbaj de lemn . Limbajul de lemn este apanajul sistemelor totalitare care incearca sa standardizeze si sa uniformizeze comunicarea pentru a detine controlul. Cel putin asa sustine autorul acestui articol, de altfel foarte interesant! Doar ca eu sunt ceva mai flexibil.
Ma uitam la stiri astazi de dimineata si,ca in multe cazuri, imi intra pe o ureche si-mi iese pe alta to ce-ascult. Dar nu, de data asta mi-a atras atentia stirea referitoare la starea traficului. Subinspectorul Adrian Creanga turuie zilnic DEX-ul militienesc invatat la Academie (pe langa modul in care sa iei spaga fara sa fii prins-sau nu,asta se invata "pe teren") ca tot romanu’ sa priceapa.
Spicuiesc:"Tinand cont de faptul ca traficul pe DN 22 C – Cernavoda- Medgidia -
Basarabi se desfasoara foarte greu la sfarsit de saptamana, recomandam
ruta alternativa DN 2 Bucuresti – Urziceni si in continuare, DN 2A
Slobozia – Harsova – Constanta. Precizam…" sau "Se va actiona, in principal, pentru combaterea neregulilor care au dus
in ultima perioada la producerea unor grave accidente de circulatie" sau "…unde pe tronsonul curins intre kilometrii 73 si 120, respectiv Ienesi, Dambovita si Bascov, Arges, vizibilitatea este, atentie, sub 5 metri…". Sunt curios sa stiu daca Ministerul de Interne realizeaza ca aceste stiri se adreseaza intregii populatii, care intelege mai degraba de "merge" decat de "deplasare" sau de "o sa facem", in loc de "actionam".
Basarabi se desfasoara foarte greu la sfarsit de saptamana, recomandam
ruta alternativa DN 2 Bucuresti – Urziceni si in continuare, DN 2A
Slobozia – Harsova – Constanta. Precizam…" sau "Se va actiona, in principal, pentru combaterea neregulilor care au dus
in ultima perioada la producerea unor grave accidente de circulatie" sau "…unde pe tronsonul curins intre kilometrii 73 si 120, respectiv Ienesi, Dambovita si Bascov, Arges, vizibilitatea este, atentie, sub 5 metri…". Sunt curios sa stiu daca Ministerul de Interne realizeaza ca aceste stiri se adreseaza intregii populatii, care intelege mai degraba de "merge" decat de "deplasare" sau de "o sa facem", in loc de "actionam".
Pentru mine, astfel de exprimari ucid "romanta" unei stiri. Sau poate n-am eu un bagaj de cunostinte linvistice adecvat!
[en] Funny spam! For retards,only! [internet]
101314 days
Just received a spam message on my PM account on Softpedia, a well-known forum I sometimes use for letting steam off:-))
What’s so special about it? The spammers REALLY think we’re (well,maybe just some of us) some kind of idiots: the english is really bad, the message is tangled, the approach is childish and the facts are, well, idiotic. She wants a relationship!
This is the message. I’ll reply and see where everything leads!:-X
“Hello my love
I am Miss Joy I am single ,24yrs .However How are
you? hope you are fine and in perfect condition of health.Am fair,slim
and slender,am also a student nurse if that will make you happy.
I
went through your profile and i read it and took intersest in it,if you
don’t mind i will like to know you much better,although i came online
to look for a true and loving man that is ready for a true,honest and
loving relationship and will be able to take good care of me if you are
the kind of man am talking about then send me a mail now on my private
email (joy2030mabou@yahoo.com) so that i will tell you all about myself
and a picture of myself.looking forward to hear from you,thanks and God
bless .i wish you the very best of good luck.
Best Regard,
Miss joy
(joy2030mabou@yahoo.com)”
I am Miss Joy I am single ,24yrs .However How are
you? hope you are fine and in perfect condition of health.Am fair,slim
and slender,am also a student nurse if that will make you happy.
I
went through your profile and i read it and took intersest in it,if you
don’t mind i will like to know you much better,although i came online
to look for a true and loving man that is ready for a true,honest and
loving relationship and will be able to take good care of me if you are
the kind of man am talking about then send me a mail now on my private
email (joy2030mabou@yahoo.com) so that i will tell you all about myself
and a picture of myself.looking forward to hear from you,thanks and God
bless .i wish you the very best of good luck.
Best Regard,
Miss joy
(joy2030mabou@yahoo.com)”
[ro] Mancarea proasta a firmelor de catering…[life/romanik]
81320 days
…poate duce la probleme! Uite asa trebuia sa fac si eu de 2-3 ori pe an,adica de fiecare data cand faceam toxi-infectie alimentara din cauza ratatilor care ne furnizau pranzul la serviciu.
Initial via Avionaru’ iar ulterior cu update din partea binevoitorului care i-a ars.
Update:este foarte posibil sa fie vorba despre cel care le-a facut site-ul si nu a fost platit, dupa cum spune Webmyc.
